T3H3 - TUESDAY 4/9

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Drunk Neighbor
LOCATION:
Harrison Opera House @ 160 W Virginia Beach Blvd, Norfolk 23510
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 3~4 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Sanctuary on Addison
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
See On Afters

RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!

April 9th- RPK & Butt Lite
April 23rd - D-cell
May 7th- Sorry For Your Loss
May 21st - Hairy Kate & Spare Parts
June 4th - Saloon Door
June 18th
July 2nd - Neighbor
July 16th
July 30th
Aug 13th - clam chomp
Aug 27th - Pen Island (need cohare chicken)
Sept 10th - Chorz
Sept 24th - Chorz
Oct 8th - Poor Performer
Oct 22nd- WPTB
Nov 5th - D-cell
Nov 24th
Dec 3rd
Dec 17th
Dec 31st- Hanukkah

B3H3 Bash - Wednesday 4/24

TRAIL INFO

$5
6.00 pm Gather
Circle up at 6.15 pm
6.30 pm Pack Away or Game start
Sunset 7:49 pm, Dark 8:17 pm
Bike Hare: Gave Educator Dick
Game (Volleyball) Hare: Elon Thrust
LOCATION: 310 Edwin Dr. Va Beach 23462 - Mt Trashmore. Park in the parking lot and walk to the Volleyball court. It’s near the lake.
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Thinking maybe Sloppy Seconds
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Spring is here because of all this damb pollen, and we are returning the B3H3 with new leadership and a different format. The rider pack will ride every trail no matter what, while the nonriders play with each other on a court, field, or even on a diamond and with one of our balls. Maybe when the water gets nice and warm, there will be some type of waterboarding.

WHAT TO BRING
For Speed Bash Trail:
Road Bike, Not a cruiser
Maybe a helmet, mostly because wanks in Va Beach can’t drive worth a crap.
Virgins w/ sensible taste in debauchery
Flashing lights for your bike both front and rear, safety 3rd-ish
Water bottle so we can fill it with beer
ID and maybe some cash
All the tools to fix your bike on the side of the road.

For the Volleyball Game:
Sunglasses
A thirst for beer
A vessel
A towel it maybe sandy
Some Volleyball skills, but not required.

Virgins (New people)

HOBO - THURSDAY 4/18

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Spin the bottle
LOCATION:
Side parking @ 2356 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach 23454
SHIGGY: ??/5
LENGTH: 2-5 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Games will determine who the hares will be, it'll be a win or lose of the game to decide.

HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
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MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go

🌙Full Moon🌙 FRIDAY 4/26

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather @ 6:30; Hares away 7:00
HARES: Expiration Dating & 3 Dollars and a Granny
LOCATION: Central Radio Co @ 1083 W 39th St, Norfolk 23508
SHIGGY: 0/5
LENGTH: 2~3 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Sanctuary 2.0 or 37th & Zen
NOTES FROM THE HARES:

What to bring: $5 for trail
Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes
Virgins!
Vessel - MUST! Plus who wants to drink from a can?
Whistle
Appetite for trail

RECEDING HARELINE:

TIDYWATER TRASH PICK UP

TIME: Brunch drinks pre-lube 10:30am-ish; Starts 11am sharp
LOCATION: CHKD Thrift Store
4717 Shore Dr, Virginia Beach, VA 23455
ON AFTERS: La Herradurra @ 4801 Shore Dr.
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
We will hand out gloves and bags, and assign a short section of shore drive to gather the debris of those quasi minded heathens that litter our fair city for an hour from 11:00 till noon.


Patches?? You bet - after attending six TPUs.

TH3 - SUNDAY 4/21

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather 1:30PM, hares off 2:00PM
HARES: Buck-a-Fuffalo
LOCATION: Dicks @ 1501 Sentinel Dr, Chesapeake 23320
SHIGGY: Yes/5
LENGTH: 3-4 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Sure/Maybe
WATER CROSSING: mAyBe
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Expect shiggy, some elevation change and maybe you just might get wet.(does sweat count!!) So dress accordingly for the March weather & hare(s) crazy discretion. Hahaha. 😂
**Beer Meister & Beer will be parked on the side of the Bldg, so get there on time to park there too or else you’ll have to park further away because parking on Side of Bldg is limited ***

WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails:
Virgins w/ sensible taste in debauchery and bananas
Drinking Vessel & A straw if you're into that kind of thing
Strong Shiggy socks if you need to doo doo on trail
A walking cane for your wobbly legs
Your favorite SACK to collect booze
Whistle
Happi Coat Flare
Patches with loose morals
Dry bag / Change of Clothes
Bug Spray & Technu
Wash down water and soap
$$$ for Habby
Virgins (New people)


RECEDING HARELINE
APR 28th: Squash Meow & NFN Andrew
MAY 5th: Drunk Neighbor
MAY 19TH: Agua Nino
JUN 2ND: Malort OTR & Granny
JUN 30th: DrunK Neighbor
AUG 18th: BEER MILE @ Oscar Smith Middle
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FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open