24hr hash

Saturday, May26th

Gather 4:30 pm
Hares off 5pm ?

General Info:

What the fuck? - It's the 24-Hour Hash, that's what the fuck.

How the fuck? - 12 trails, each 2 hours long - including down-downs - starting at 5:00pm on Saturday, May 26th and ending after the Tidewater Hobo hash on Sunday, May 27th.

More fucking details:

There will be an undetermined amount spots for those who wish to try this epic adventure. Those who wish to attempt this feat amongst feats, will have a Hash cash cost of $30. Your 24-Hash rego will include: 12 Hash runs over a 24-hour period (see how that works???), beer, gatorade, some munchies/food to keep you fueled while you die, maybe even a patch.

All are encouraged to participate! Want to try and do some, but not all, 12 trails? Sure thing. Each Hash in the 24-hour Hash will cost a mere $5 to participate with the exception of the last Hash which will be a regular Tidewater Hash, or as regular as Tidewater can be.


This idea is purposefully terrible. Though many may attempt, few will finish. Remember that if you feel like you won't be able to finish a trail never-leave-camp is a viable option.
While we want everyone to do well, keep in mind this shit is hard. We will do out best to get you back to start if you/when you drop, but make sure you have a backup plan (i.e. Uber, Lyft...)

Things you need:

- dry bag with change of clothes
- fanny pack
- money (cash or credit)
- ID
- health insurance info
- phone (to uber home)
- headlamp

Rego Here $30:



Start 1: 5pm Walmart - Drunk Neighbor
4821 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 2: 7pm Q-Masters - GED and Pooparazzi
5612 Princess Anne Rd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 3: 9pm Ollie's - Menage
5957 E Virginia Beach Blvd, Norfolk, VA 23502
Start 4: 11pm Grand Mart - Butt Light and Kitty Kitty
649 Newtown Rd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 5: 1am Williams Farm Park - Street, Hairy, Boots
5269 Learning Cir, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 6: 3am Food Lion - $10 Oar
748 Independence Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23455
Start 7: 5am Walmart - GIISM
4821 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Start 8: 7am West Marine - Sweet n' Sour and Pooparazzi
4000 Virginia Beach Blvd #100, Virginia Beach, VA 23452
Start 9: 9am Home Depot - Expiration Dating
3352 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23452
Start 10: 11am GoodWill - Pussy Monster
229 S Rosemont Rd, Virginia Beach, VA 23452
Start 11: 1pm Mt Trashmore - Bionic
4417-4401 South Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23452
Start 12: 3pm Walmart - Timmay and ISIS
4821 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23462

Who's Gonna Die:

- All The Way In
- Boots & Pants
- Buck
- Butt Light
- Choo Choo
- Drunk Neighbor
- Donkey
- Dos Tacos
- Epididy Dom
- Every Roll Is A Hole
- Expiration Dating
- G4Y
- Ginger Unicorn Cock
- Grape Gape
- Hairy
- Jacking Dead
- Jesus is my Dildo
- Kitty Kitty Gang Bang
- Little Rose Boutique
- Magic Carpet No Ride
- Meat Slut Slapper
- Menage
- Nocturnal Mission
- $10 Oar
- Pabst Smear
- Pooperrazzi
- Rektal Splelunker
- Rumayor
- Spam
- Sorry
- Street Meat
- Tim-May
- Yeast Confection

T-Shirt orders until 5/14:

The shirts are black with the logo on the front - we're going for a Ramones kinda look. They are $15. If you want one go to the paypal poll and send the money. Remember to add your name and size in the notes.
T-shirt $15: Volunteer

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