ALL Tidewater Kennels Hash House Harriers 2021 AGM!

Nominations Open January 10th - February 7th

Hello you screwball wanks. This announcement serves to tell the kennel that it is nomination season for the forthcumming 2021 TH3 MM cycle.

Nomination season will run from January 10thall the way up until February 7th at 11:59 PM EST. February 8th, 2021 at 0000 hours, nomination season will be finalized.

AGM will take place on February 21, 2021 at regular trail time. Location still TBD.

With the COVID, I am looking into doing a online voting option as well as the usual in-person at trail vote. When/If the online voting happens, more voting information/instructions to be provided.

If you wish to be considered for a position or wish to nominate a fellow hasher, please ensure hashers are both named and have been on at least five TH3 trails. Yes you can nominate someone for more than one position.


POSITION TITLES & DESCRIPTIONS:

GRAND MASTER/MATTRESS aka GM -


The person who gets blamed for pretty much everything good or bad. Decisions made determines the path and future of the kennel. The chairman of the board, the big cheese, the guiding light. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, they Personify the Hash's Character (or lack thereof). They lead with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Makes random and arbitrary decision about the hash activities. Speaks on behalf of the kennel for extra-hash affairs.

RELIGIOUS ADVISOR aka RA -


The keeper of scripture, enforcer of traditions (that they remember.) This person leads circle and is the face of the kennel during regular trails. Bring charisma and energy to a bunch of hungover wankers while ensuring perfect weather for every trail.

Hash Cash -


The kennel's banker. This person takes care of thy hash funds and handles taking money and reimbursing wankers with receipts. They also keep track of the run counts.

HABERDASHER -

The orderer of swag and tosser of t-shirts. This is the person you go to for the TH3 goods that can go on your damn happi coat, on a vessel, on your shoe, or whatever. Look, you are advertising for TH3.

BEERMEISTER -


Undoubtedly, the most important person in the entire kennel. This hero among hashers is responsible for the purchasing and transportation of thy holy nectar. They keep the kennel fancied with beer, farts, and liquor...this too will remain a position and handled carefully when returning to pay to hash.

HARERAISER -


The trail(laying) master. This hasher keeps the trails lined up with hares and manages the hareline. They are also responsible for recruiting wankers to lay radically S-H-I-T-T-Y trails.

WEB MISTRESS/MEISTER -


The wanker(s) responsible for keeping the TH3 website current and of upcumming events. If a hash happens and the info was not available at your fingertips, this person sucks.

These positions are all voluntary, so if someone is nominated they can decline that nomination for any reason they so choose. We need folks who want to be in MM and will take pride in their position in the kennel as well as represent the kennel in the highest capacity whether local or while traveling. I will keep a running list of nominations as the month goes on, and some of the descriptions may change as we go along because why the hell not? If people wish to nominate a person for more than one position, no problem.

DONT FORGET TO SEND IN YOUR NOMINATIONS FOR THE 2021 MISMANAGEMENT POSITIONS!!

ALL OPEN POSITIONS ACCEPTING NOMINATIONS: Names below are current nominations but have not been verified by the nominee...


TH3 POSITIONS & NOMINATIONS

POSITION NOMINEE
GM 5 O Twat Shadow
RA Bookhaki
HASH CASH Claustrofeelya
BEER MEISTER/MISTRESS Dick Burger, Claustrofeelya, $3 and a Granny
HARE RAISER Expiration Dating (E.D.)
HABERDASHER $3 and a Granny, Drunk Neighbor
WEBMISTRESS/MEISTER I'll Silence the Lamb

T3H3 POSITIONS & NOMINATIONS

POSITION NOMINEE
GM Drunk Neighbor, Always Needs Ample Lube(ANAL), Walk-ins Welcum
RA Always Needs Ample Lube(ANAL)
HASH CASH Always Needs Ample Lube(ANAL)
BEER MEISTER/MISTRESS
HARE RAISER Always Needs Ample Lube(ANAL), Expiration Dating (E.D.)
HABERDASHER $3 and a Granny, Drunk Neighbor
WEBMISTRESS/MEISTER

HOBO H3 POSITIONS & NOMINATIONS

POSITION NOMINEE
GM Drunk Neighbor, Bookhaki
RA
HASH CASH
BEER MEISTER/MISTRESS
HARE RAISER
HABERDASHER
WEBMISTRESS/MEISTER

FULL MOON H3 POSITIONS & NOMINATIONS

POSITION NOMINEE
GM Energizer Dust Bunny

BASH H3 POSITIONS & NOMINATIONS

POSITION NOMINEE
GM Gave Educator Dick (G.E.D.) , Claustrofeelya

GENTLEMENS QUARTERLY H3 POSITIONS & NOMINATIONS

POSITION NOMINEE
GM Bookhaki

What to bring:

- $5
- Warm clothes
- Shoes
- Low Expectations
- Shiggy Socks
 
ON ON!

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