ALL Tidewater Kennels Hash House Harriers 2021 AGM!

Nominations are Closed

Hey you wankers, here is the link to vote for 2021 Misman positions. AGM trail will be next Sunday at Ballyhoos, you can vote now or then. One vote per hasher! You have until 1200 on Saturday (2/20/21) to vote online. In person voting will be done at AGM, beginning of circle.

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POSITION TITLES & DESCRIPTIONS:

GRAND MASTER/MATTRESS aka GM -


The person who gets blamed for pretty much everything good or bad. Decisions made determines the path and future of the kennel. The chairman of the board, the big cheese, the guiding light. The GM is not simply a figure head for the hash, they Personify the Hash's Character (or lack thereof). They lead with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Makes random and arbitrary decision about the hash activities. Speaks on behalf of the kennel for extra-hash affairs.

RELIGIOUS ADVISOR aka RA -


The keeper of scripture, enforcer of traditions (that they remember.) This person leads circle and is the face of the kennel during regular trails. Bring charisma and energy to a bunch of hungover wankers while ensuring perfect weather for every trail.

Hash Cash -


The kennel's banker. This person takes care of thy hash funds and handles taking money and reimbursing wankers with receipts. They also keep track of the run counts.

HABERDASHER -

The orderer of swag and tosser of t-shirts. This is the person you go to for the TH3 goods that can go on your damn happi coat, on a vessel, on your shoe, or whatever. Look, you are advertising for TH3.

BEERMEISTER -


Undoubtedly, the most important person in the entire kennel. This hero among hashers is responsible for the purchasing and transportation of thy holy nectar. They keep the kennel fancied with beer, farts, and liquor...this too will remain a position and handled carefully when returning to pay to hash.

HARERAISER -


The trail(laying) master. This hasher keeps the trails lined up with hares and manages the hareline. They are also responsible for recruiting wankers to lay radically S-H-I-T-T-Y trails.

WEB MISTRESS/MEISTER -


The wanker(s) responsible for keeping the TH3 website current and of upcumming events. If a hash happens and the info was not available at your fingertips, this person sucks.


What to bring:

- $5
- Warm clothes
- Shoes
- Low Expectations
- Shiggy Socks
 
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