Diaper Dash
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Sunday May 21st, 2017

Gather @ 3:00PM, Hares off @ 3:30PM

START LOCATION:

4610 Guam Street, Virginia Beach, VA 23455
Additional parking behind the Junior Mart on Guam and Seaview Avenue

Hares:

Runs then Scissors & Pussy Poker Meow

NOTES FROM THE HARE(S)

The Diaper Dash is a day for celebration, libations, and nudity if the mood strikes you! The Lesbians are pregnant and have decided to invite all of the wankers to their humble abode.
- There will be a brief run (waddle for those running for two!)
- There will be a keg YAY!
- There will be complimentary margaritas YAY!
- There will be food in the form of grilled American meats YAY!
- There will be Depends so you don't have to blow up our toilets (the Lesbians say YAY!)
We do encourage you to run in a diaper. If you choose to do so we would recommend you not get the kind that notifies the world that your diaper is wet...unless you're into that kind of thing.

WHAT TO BRING:

- No $5 cover, but you must bring a pack of Huggies 1, 2, or 3
- Virgins
- Vessel
- Dry bag
- Clean up water
- Appetite for trail
- Thirst for snare

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