Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Trail #978

Tuesday, Jan 21st, 2020

Gather @ 6:00PM, Hares off @ 6:30PM

Hares: Kitty


Kitty's Kasa
Park at Church across from house
823 Maury Ave
Norfolk, VA 23517



NOTES FROM THE HARE(S):


$5 for trail

DONT FORGET YOUR HEADLAMPS!! ITS GETTIN DARK EARLIER EVERYDAY!!!

  • Trail: A to A
  • Beverage Checks: Yes
  • Shiggy Level: 0.69-2.0
  • Water Crossings: Unlikely
  • Chicken/Eagle Splits: Doubtful
  • Runner/Walker Splits: You Can Walk It
  • Length: No tellin'
  • Dog/Stroller Friendly: Possible but down-downs outside only for puppers
  • Trail: It isn't long and it isn't thick, but it might not be short and it might not end quick, you might stay dry or you might get wet.....show up and find out wankers.

    WHAT TO BRING:


    DONT FORGET YOUR HEADLAMPS!! ITS GETTIN DARK EARLIER EVERYDAY!!!




  • whistle - in case you get lost
  • shiggy socks - you never know
  • shoes - unless you are Jesus
  • HEADlamp - Who said Head
  • Vessel - who wants to drink from a can
  • Dry bag - just in case
  • Dry clothes - better to be safe
  • $5 - this aint free
  • Money 4 Food

  • <-------------DOWNDOWNS------------->

    Can't make trail?
    Meet us for down downs around 8:00ish pm.
    Down Downs location:

    Same as Start
    Bring a Blanket for Down Down it'll be cold but quickish

    We need you! Come up with a theme, a trail, or just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail!


    Upcoming Trails:
    • 1/28: OPEN
    • 2/04: OPEN
    • 2/11: OPEN
    • 2/18: OPEN
    • 2/25: OPEN

    Pick a date, you wanker!

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    Interested in haring a Tuesday trail?
    We need you!
    Come up with a theme, come up with a trail or
    just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail.

    Contact: Butt Light, Drunk Neighbor, or Walk-ins Welcum or Email: Drunk.Neighbor.th3@gmail.com (email)


    Tuesday Virgin Ceremony Song Lyrics

    Sung to the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna

    You made it through the wilderness
    Somehow you made it through
    Didn't know how lost you were until we found you

    You were scared. Unprepared.
    At the start, you were so confused
    But we ran you around
    Yeah, we ran you all over town
    Now you're dirty and bruised

    Like a virgin
    Hashing for the very first time
    Like a virgin
    Drink it down down. Drink it down down down.......

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