838th Tuesday! Tuesday! TUESDAY! H3 Trail

April 25th, 2017
Gather @ 6:00 pm HST (Hasher Standard Time)
Hare(s) away @ 6:30 pm

HARE(S):

Butt Light & Statisfaction

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Food Lion Parking Lot
5193 Shore Drive
Virginia Beach, VA 23455



NOTES FROM THE HARE(S):

Trail: A to A trail with beer checks!

WHAT TO BRING:

THE usual: whistle, shiggy socks, shoes, headlamp, Vessel, Dry bag
Change of Clothes, Band aids, Bug repellent, tick repellent
****Cost: $7 for experienced wankers free for virgins****

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Can't make trail?
Meet us for downdowns around 8:00ish pm.
Jamaica Inn Sports Pub
1948 Diamond Springs Rd #B
Virginia Beach, VA 23455

We need you! Come up with a theme, a trail, or just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail!

Upcoming Trails:

- May 2nd: Northside trail
- May 9th: Open
- May 16th: Open
- May 23rd: Open
- May 30th: Agua Nino's birthday trail
Interested in haring a Tuesday trail?
We need you! 
Come up with a theme, come up with a trail or 
just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail.

Contact Children of the Cornhole and he will add your name to the list. 
Cotchhasher@gmail.com

Tuesday Virgin Ceremony Song Lyrics

 
Sung to the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna

You made it through the wilderness
Somehow you made it through
Didn't know how lost you were until we found you

You were scared. Unprepared.
At the start, you were so confused
But we ran you around
Yeah, we ran you all over town
Now you're dirty and bruised

Like a virgin
Hashing for the very first time
Like a virgin
Drink it down down. Drink it down down down.......

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