842th Tuesday! Tuesday! TUESDAY! H3 Trail

May 23th, 2017
Gather @ 6:00 pm HST (Hasher Standard Time)
Hare(s) away @ 6:30 pm

HARE(S):

Caddie Shat and Shartnado

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Mary's Restaurant
616 Virginia Beach Blvd, Virginia Beach, VA 23451



NOTES FROM THE HARE(S):

Trail: A to B trail with beer checks! To celebrate Double duech a day late, the total shit show: Hares Shartnado and caddyshat. It is A to B trail. Start at Mary's Cafe off 17th. unknown where it will end but you will be transported to start. Down downs will be at Chicos. Shifty level is 3.5 Bring ivy block and bugspray. Prepare for the shittest trail ever. Runner walker splits, slides and beverages to be expected.
-Dog Friendly

WHAT TO BRING:

- Bring a lawn chair
THE usual: whistle, shiggy socks, shoes, headlamp, Vessel, Dry bag
Change of Clothes, Band aids, Bug repellent, tick repellent
****Cost: $7 for experienced wankers free for virgins****

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Can't make trail?
Meet us for downdowns around 8:00ish pm.
Chicho's
2820 Pacific Ave, Virginia Beach, VA 23451

We need you! Come up with a theme, a trail, or just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail!

Upcoming Trails:

- May 30th: Agua Nino's birthday trail
- June 6th: Open. Maybe you
- June 13th: Open. Maybe you
- June 20th: Open. Maybe you
- June 27th: Drunken Neighbor BD trail
Interested in haring a Tuesday trail?
We need you! 
Come up with a theme, come up with a trail or 
just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail.

Contact Children of the Cornhole and he will add your name to the list. 
Cotchhasher@gmail.com

Tuesday Virgin Ceremony Song Lyrics

 
Sung to the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna

You made it through the wilderness
Somehow you made it through
Didn't know how lost you were until we found you

You were scared. Unprepared.
At the start, you were so confused
But we ran you around
Yeah, we ran you all over town
Now you're dirty and bruised

Like a virgin
Hashing for the very first time
Like a virgin
Drink it down down. Drink it down down down.......

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