TUESDAY! TUESDAY! TUESDAY!


938th Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Trail

Tuesday April 16, 2019

Gather @ 6:00PM, Hares off @ 6:30PM

Hares:

HARES:

Drunk Neighbor

COST:

START LOCATION:


Dockers Karaoke Pub
4239 Holland Road

Virginia Beach, VA 23462

NOTES FROM THE HARE(S):

Trail is about a mile
There will be Specialty Drinks
Bring Your HASHY Chistmas Songs

Trail: A to A
Beverage Checks: 2-3
Shiggy Level: 1-2
Swimming/Water Crossing: Dealers Choice
Chicken/Eagle Splits: Not today Satan!
Runner/Walker Splits: If you ask nicely!
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Yes, bring the small creatures!
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Trail: It isn't long and it isn't thick, but it might not be short and it might not end quick, you might stay dry or you might get wet.....show up and find out wankers. ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

WHAT TO BRING:

* HEADLAMP!!! IT'S GETTING DARK EARLY AGAIN
* whistle - in case you get lost
* shiggy socks - you never know
* shoes - unless you are Jesus
* HEADlamp - Who said Head
* Vessel - who wants to drink from a can
* Dry bag - just in case
* Dry clothes - better to be safe
* $5 - this aint free

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Can't make trail? Meet us for down downs around 8:00ish pm. Down Downs location:

Same as Start

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Dockers Karaoke Pub
4239 Holland Road
Virginia Beach, VA 23462

UPCUMMING TRAILS:


  • 04/23: OPEN
  • 04/30: GED N SILENCE
  • 05/07: OPEN
  • 05/14: OPEN
  • 05/21: OPEN
  • 05/28: OPEN
  • Pick a date, you wanker!
    Interested in haring a Tuesday trail?

    Come to trail and learn how to be one of the first to earn our Master Hare Patch!

    Come up with a theme, come up with a trail or
    just make an excuse to drink some beer and run a shitty trail.

    Just Tell Any member of misman and Pooperrazzi will add your name to the list.
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    T3H3 WANTS YOU!!! AND IS LOOKING FOR A GOOD HARE RAISER, IF YOU THINK THAT COULD BE YOU GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ONE OF MISMAN!!

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    Tuesday Virgin Ceremony Song Lyrics

    Sung to the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna

    You made it through the wilderness
    Somehow you made it through
    Didn't know how lost you were until we found you

    You were scared. Unprepared.
    At the start, you were so confused
    But we ran you around
    Yeah, we ran you all over town
    Now you're dirty and bruised

    Like a virgin
    Hashing for the very first time
    Like a virgin
    Drink it down down. Drink it down down down.......

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