TRAIL INFO
$5
Gather @ 6:30; Hares away 7:00
HARES: Shitty Sailor
LOCATION:
Lynnhaven Boat Ramp @ 3576 Piedmont Cir, Virginia Beach 23455
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 2~3 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Bucketheads
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
**World Peace Thru Beer: England, Germany, SE Asia
What to bring: $5 for trail
Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes
Virgins!
Vessel - MUST! Plus who wants to drink from a can?
Whistle
Torches
Appetite for trail
TRAIL INFO
$5
Gather 1:30pm, Hares Away 2:00pm
Hares: Flaming Hate Crimes and Pooperrazzi
Portlock Primary School @ 1857 Varsity Dr, Chesapeake 23324
SHIGGY: 3.69/5
LENGTH: 3-5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Ya
WATER CROSSING: aaahhhhhh maybe
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Headlights Gentleman's Club on Battlefield Blvd or the 33rd Precinct
***WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails***
-Money for Hab!!!
-Clean/Dry/Warm clothes & shoes
-Virgins!!!!
-Vessel - who wants to drink from a can?
-Whistle
-Appetite for a trail!?!?!
TH3 HARELINE
**Last Update given by GM on 10/07**
***Cum and earn your Tidewater Piece to the VirGina Puzzle Patch***
13 Oct : Flaming Hate Crimes & Poop
20 Oct : Fish Dicks (World Peace thru Beer)
26 Oct : Anal and Whoredor ( Halloweenie Pub Crawl)
27 Oct : Elon Thrust
3 Nov : Chuggernaut (B-Day trail)
10 Nov : Claustrofeelya
15 Nov : Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge (Hillybilly Invasion, Friday Dining In trail)
16 Nov : Rolling in the Deep and Delt It Felt It Smelt It (Saturday The Dining In trail)
17 Nov : Trailer Hitch and Grape Gape
24 Nov : ANAL & NFN Aaron
1 Dec : Cavity Seach and 3rd Deich (White Wedding)
8 Dec : Open
15 Dec : Open
22 Dec : Open
29 Dec : Open (TH3 Hashukkah 4th Run)
5 Jan : Hash Penis & BFs (b-day trail)
12 Jan : Chicken Jesus (Double Tucked Whoreos)
18 Jan : Fish dick (Gold Dress Run)
19 Jan : I am 17 Fisting on 15
26 Jan : Open
2 Feb : Open
9 Feb : Open (Super Bowl Trail)
16 Feb : Open (TH3 Love Run)
23 Feb : Open
2 Mar : Open
9 Mar : Open
15 Mar : Open (25th Green Dress)
16 Mar : Open (Green Dress Beer Mile)
23 Mar : Open
30 Mar : Elementary, My Dear Twatson!
6 Apr : Gave Educator Dick (TH3 AGM)
13 Apr : Open
20 Apr : Open (Easter Hash)
27 Apr : Open
4 May : Open
11 May : Open (Mothers Day hash)
18 May : Open
25 May : Open
1 Jun : Open
8 Jun : Open
15 Jun : Open (Fathers Day)
22 Jun : Open
29 Jun : Open
FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open
TIDYWATER TRASH PICK UP
**TIME: Brunch drinks pre-lube 10:30am-ish;
Pickup Starts 11:00am sharp
LOCATION:
CHKD Thrift Store
4717 Shore Dr, Virginia Beach, VA 23455
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Come enjoy tailgate mimosas and other adult bevies before heading out on a short section of our Tidywater sponsored length on shore drive to gather debris and clean up from the heathens littering our fair city from 11:00 till 1200.
Once we have completed our hashy dooty and left our brightly colored bags smartly on the side of the road to be picked up by the city, we will regroup at our favorite Mexican restaurant LaHurradura for tacos, tall cerveza ,and margaritas to celebrate our civic accomplishment and tell the tales of our adventures!
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
* Get there early to team up and get assigned your favorite section
*Bags are provided
*Gloves will be provided for those unsavory items you may happen upon
*Don't forget to wear your Beautiful and Bright Tidywater Trash Pick Up Happis! (Safety 3rd)
ON AFTERS: La Herradurra @ 4801 Shore Dr.
GOOD AFTERNOON GENTLEMANLY HALFMINDS
Prepare your legs and get your best suits pressed for this weekends Gentleman's Quarterly!
$10 HASH CASH
*Gets Ya some Tastey Craft Beers from Around the World & Some Sippin Scotch*
TIME: Gather 1:00pm;
Hares get off at 1:30
HARES: YOUR MOM
LOCATION:
2817 shore dr #111, virginia beach va 23451Parking lot behind shopping center
TRAIL INFO:
SHIGGY: 0.69/5.69
LENGTH: 8~12 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
-Bring cash and ID for Bars
- If you don't think you can hang on foot, bring your bike and bash trail with CB2H2; Safety is always third, but helmets are encouraged.
-$10 Hash for craft beer and Scotch .
- Gentlemen drink in moderation.
- Bring cash and ID on trail, as it is pay as you go at the bars(but the hash might buy a round or two where money allows).
- Expect at least 8 to 12 miles and 4 beer checks.
- It's not a theme hash but you can dress up or down (But wear something that'll get you in a bar).
- Bring gentlemanly attire for circle, but run in what you like.
- The hash departs each bar five minutes after the hares. Polite condolences if you can't keep up.
- No need for shiggy socks or ivy block. We're gentlemen, after all we don't run in shiggy (typically).
-There is sometimes a special needs trail for those that need it (ASK the Hare).
-The alcohol is stronger and a bottle of scotch will be passed around, Don't drink heavily and drive.
- Uber and Taxi's are cheaper than a DUI.
Receding HARE-LINE
Jan 11th:
April: ?
