T3H3 - TUESDAY 7/16

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: ANAL & Mystery Hare

LOCATION:
Northside Park (back parking lot) @ 8270 Simons Dr, Norfolk, VA 23505
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 2~5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Maybe
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
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RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!

July 30th - ?
Aug 13th - Clam Chomp
Aug 27th - Pen Island (need cohare chicken)
Sept 10th - Chorz
Sept 24th - Chorz
Oct 8th - Poor Performer
Oct 22nd- WPTB
Nov 5th - D-cell
Nov 24th - ?
Dec 3rd - ?
Dec 17th - ?
Dec 31st- Hanukkah

HOBO H3 - THURSDAY 7/11

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: 6:00pm gather, hares off 6:30 HARES: Spin the Mickeys - Slurpee 7-Eleven Hash
LOCATION:
Larger parking lot @ 1011 Eden Way N, Chesapeake, VA 23320
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 3~5 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Garage Brewery
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE GM:
This will be a hash to 7-elevens for free slurpee's the hash will have mixers to pour in along with the beer checks. think of it as a DIY OTF stop

HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
Future Dates:
...
MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go

Full Moon🌕 KEGGER - FRIDAY 7/19

TRAIL INFO

The Northside Kegger. Yes, we said KEG!
$5
Gather @ 6:30; Hares away 7:00
HARES: Shitty Orgy Daycare & D-Cell (?)
LOCATION: Casa de D-Cell @ 109 Clifton St, Hampton, VA 23661
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 2~3 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Start
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
KEG! That is all.
Bring a side dish or chip in for pizza.

What to bring: $5 for trail
Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes
Virgins!
Vessel - MUST! Plus who wants to drink from a can?
Whistle
Appetite for trail

RECEDING HARELINE:

GENTLEMEN'S QUARTERLY - SATURDAY 7/13

TRAIL INFO

$10
TIME: Gather 1:00pm; Hares off 1:30
HARES: master splinter, chorz 4 whores
LOCATION:

Jefferson Ave, Virginia Beach, VA 23451
Virginia beach sports complex. (Across the street from the convention center]
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 8~12 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
-PLENTY OF STOPS WITH WATER!!
- $10 Hash for craft beer and Scotch
- Expect at least 8 to 12 miles and 4 beer checks
- Pickle Back OTF
- Bring cash and ID for Bars
- Gentlemen drink in moderation
- Bring cash and ID on trail, as it is pay as you go at the bars (but the hash might buy a round or two where money allows)
- If you don't think you can hang on foot, bring your bike and bash trail with CB2H2; Safety first, helmets encouraged Bashers can not snared the hare unless they are willing to lose their bikes to the hare
- It's not a theme hash but you can dress up or down (But wear something that'll get you in a bar)
- Bring gentlemanly attire for circle, but run in what you like
- The hash departs each bar five minutes after the hares. Polite condolences if you can't keep up
- No need for shiggy socks or ivy block. We're gentlemen, after all we don't run in shiggy (typically)
-There is sometimes a special needs trail for those that need it (ASK the Hare)
-The alcohol is stronger and a bottle of scotch will be passed around, Don't drink heavily and drive
- Uber and Taxi's are cheaper than a DUI

Receding HARE-LINE
Oct-///->Dec: OPEN

TH3 - "Gator Games/Towels Trials" - SUNDAY 7/14

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather 1:30PM, hares off 2:00PM
HARES: Brown Towel
LOCATION: Beach Garden Park @ 2854 Kilbourne Ct, Virginia Beach 23451
SHIGGY: 0.69-2.69
LENGTH: 3-5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Maybe
WATER CROSSING: Probably
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
- Brown Towels Trials and Tribulations! There will be ball taps! There will be peeing in a cup someone else is holding! There will be other fun stuff, but mostly importantly, BEER!!!

WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails:
Money 💰 for Hab!!!
Clean/Dry/Warm clothes & shoes
Virgins!!!!
Vessel - who wants to drink from a can? 🍵
Whistle
Appetite for a trail!?!?!

RECEDING HARELINE
JUL 21ST: Shart Tank
JUL 28TH:
AUG 4TH:
AUG 11TH: Rolling in the Deep
AUG 18th : BEER MILE @ Oscar Smith Middle
AUG 25TH: Dead Elvis
SEP 1ST:
SEP 8TH:
SEP 15TH:
SEP 22ND: Pirates
SEP 29th:
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FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open