T3H3 - TUESDAY 3/28

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Malort of the Rings + ?
LOCATION:
Domino's parking @ 1011 Eden Way N, Chesapeake 23320
SHIGGY: 1.5/5
LENGTH: 2~4ish miles
DOWN DOWNS: Garage Brewery, same location
ON AFTERS:
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
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RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!
APR 11th: Hermie & ANAL (Northside trail)
APR 25th: Sweet & Sour
MAY 9th: ---OPEN---
MAY 23rd: ---OPEN---
JUN 6th : ---OPEN---
JUN 20th: ---OPEN---
JUL 4th: Neighbor
JUL 18th: ---OPEN---

HOBO - THURSDAY 3/23

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Maybe you!
LOCATION:
Park n' Ride lot @ 135 Kempsville Rd, Norfolk 23502
SHIGGY: ??/5
LENGTH: ? miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Plaza Degollado @ 198 Newtown Rd, Virginia Beach
NOTES FROM THE HARES: Basically its a pick up hash. At start we play a game to determine who is the first hare. The pack carriers beer checks on trail.

HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
APRIL 6th:
April 20th: COOKIES & CHEEKS
APRIL 22nd: BLUE DRESS (Hosted by TH3 and HOBO)
MAY 4th:
MAY 18th:
June 1st:
June 29th: Neighbor
JULY 13th:
JULY 27th:
AUGUST 10th:
AUGUST 24th:

TIDEWATER H3 - SUNDAY 3/26

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 1:30pm, hares away 2:00pm
HARES: Kibbles
LOCATION:
Chesapeake Arboretum @ 624 Oak Grove Rd, Chesapeake 23320
SHIGGY: 3+/5
LENGTH: 3+ miles
WALKER/RUNNER: Maybe
WATER CROSSING: Maybe
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Wild Wing Cafe, 1437 Sam's Dr Unit 20
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Birthday trail! No cake.

RECEDING HARELINE
APR 2nd: (1669) Step Sis
APR 9th: (1670)Easter HASH (ANAL)
APR 16th: (1671)Diaper HASH (Professor & Bumper)
APR 22nd: Saturday BLUE DRESS (HOBO & TH3 Event)
APR 23rd: (1672)---OPEN---
APR 30th: (1673)---OPEN---
MAY 7th: (1674)---OPEN---
MAY 14th: (1675) Mothers DAY (TRIPLE T)
MAY 21st: (1676) Panda & Granny (BDAY TRAIL)
MAY 27th: 24 Hour HASH ($60) 12 trails
MAY 28th: (1677) NEIGHBOR & (13th Trail)
JUN 4th: (1678) ---OPEN---
JUN 10th: Saturday White Dress (Brown Towel & LT DAN)
JUN 11th: (1679) Vagina Ali (BDAY TRAIL)
JUN 18th: (1680) Fathers Day (Your Mom)
JUN 25th: (1681) Daddy Cums First
JUL 2nd: (1682) Neighbor & Butt Light (Bday Trail)
JUL 23rd: (1683) Table Trash (Bday Trail)
JUL 30th: (1684) Chauffer Daddy
AUG 12th: Saturday DEAD ELVIS 15
AUG 16th: BEER MILE
SEP 3rd: Neighbor Day Before Labor Day
SEP 16th: Saturday Pirate Hash
SEP 23rd: A Special Pub Crawl to be announced soon

VBFMH3 ZOMBIE HASH - SATURDAY 4/8

TRAIL INFO

**$10 (+$5 for two extra lives)
TIME: Gather 6:15pm; Zombies away @ 6:55; Pack away 7pm; Ends 8pm
HARES: ZOMBIES
LOCATION:
100 Griffith Rd, Hampton 23651 @ Fort Monroe
SHIGGY: DIY/5
LENGTH: 1 hour
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Oozlefinch @ 81 Patch Rd, Hampton
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
We’ve been waiting years to try this again, and this is our chance! Arrive early and get your life bands, and we will send out our hidden beer checks, and of course our ravenous Zombies out to tag you and take your lives! Lose all your life bands and you become a member of the undead! Go forth and consume hashers!
Can you make it out to all three hidden beer checks and back alive first? Or will you be the deadliest zombie? We’ve got awards for both! Either way there will be delicious ZOMBIE JESUS themed drinks at each beer check to enjoy!
There will even be Zombie Jesus Green T-shirts for sale $15 Front and Back ! Holy shit! ("Jesus Can't Go Hashing" on the back; contact Neighor for pre-orders.)

RECEDING HARELINE:
May 5: Drunk Neighbor
June 2: GED