T3H3 - TUESDAY 2/11

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: HITT
LOCATION:
Meadowbrook Dog Park @ 1625 W Little Creek Rd, Norfolk, VA 23505
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 2~5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Maybe
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Smartmouth/other
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Bring Virgins, Vessels, Cranium Light or Torch

RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!

Feb 21-23 Party Gras
Feb 25th- Open

HOBO - Thursday 2/6

HOBO H3

$5
TIME: 6:00pm gather, hares off 6:30
HARES: Spin the Mickeys
LOCATION: College Park Elementary @ 1110 Bennington Rd, Virginia Beach, VA 23464
SHIGGY: ?/5
LENGTH: 2~4 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD

NOTES FROM THE GM: Games Will determine who the hares will be, it'll be a win or lose of the game to decide.
HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
Future Dates:
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MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go

🌙VB Full Moon🌙 - FRIDAY 2/14

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather @ 6:30; Hares away 7:00
HARES: Sabrina the Teenage Bitch & NFN Cheyenne
LOCATION: Corporate Landing Elementary @ 1590 Corporate Landing Pkwy, Virginia Beach, VA 23454
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 3 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: New Realm Brewery
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
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What to bring: $5 for trail
Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes
Virgins!
Vessel - MUST! Plus who wants to drink from a can?
Whistle
Torches
Appetite for trail

CB2H2/B3H3 BASH - Saturday 3/8

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather 12:30pm; Circle 1:00, Pack 1:15ish
Hares: GED and Shart Tank
Back near tennis courts @ 5200 Hampton Blvd, Norfolk, VA 23508
Distance: 5~9 miles?
Down downs: Start.
On After: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
It’s warmish, and the Bash is back peddling. Dust off that bike and grease up your chains because the Hash will mount our bikes (seats not required but recommended) and peddle from bar to bar. Expect a nice ride with numerous bar stops along the way. Hash cash is for start and down-down beer.

What to bring:
All bikes are welcum
Maybe a helmet, mainly because wanks in Va Beach can't drive worth a crap or not; safety is third.
Virgins with/ sensible taste in debauchery
IDs and maybe some cash; there are bars everywhere at the oceanfront we could stop for air conditioning or to raid some hotel pools and poolside bars.
All the tools to fix your bike on the side of the road.
A thirst for beer
A vessel
Sunscreen jizz
Some drinking skills, but not required.
Virgins (New people)
Kennel patches are in for $5

TH3 - SUNDAY 2/9

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather 1:30pm, Hares Away 2:00pm
Hares: Buck-a-Fuffalo & Lichtenschtabbed
Side of Walmart @ 1170 N Military Hwy, Norfolk, VA 23502
SHIGGY: Expect some shiggy, some elevation change and maybe you just might get wet.(does sweat count!!). So dress accordingly for the February Winter weather & hare(s) crazy discretion.
LENGTH: 3~5ish miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Yes
WATER CROSSING: ?
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Five O Twat & SOAP’s house for POTLUCK Super Bowl Party.
BRING SOME FOOD AND DRINK TO SHARE!! touch link above for event page and see what people signed up for
9405 Alpine Court, Norfolk, VA
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
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***WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails***
-Money for Hab!!!
-Clean/Dry/Warm clothes & shoes
-Virgins!!!!
-Vessel - who wants to drink from a can?
-Whistle
-Appetite for a trail!?!?!

TH3 HARELINE ***Cum and earn your Tidewater Piece to the VirGina Puzzle Patch***
16 Feb - Pussy Poker Meow and Runs, then Scissors (TH3 Love Run)
23 Feb - HITT & Hillbilly
2 Mar - Jizz Hands & NFN Amy
9 Mar - Virtually Ribbed
15 Mar - Jacking Dead & Master Splinter (25th Green Dress)
16 Mar - The Chuggernaut (Green Dress Beer Mile)
23 Mar - Elon Thrust
30 Mar ---- Local Hare Needed & Elementary My Dear Twatson!
6 Apr - Gave Educator Dick (TH3 AGM)
13 Apr - Pooperazzi
20 Apr - Cheeks (Easter Hash)
27 Apr ----
4 May - Clam Chomp (Star Trek theme)
11 May ---- (Mother’s Day hash)
18 May - Agua Nino BD Hash
25 May - Panda
1 Jun - You Want Dick with That & JG Wetworks
8 Jun ----
15 Jun ---- (Father’s Day)
FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open

TIDYWATER TRASH PICK UP

**TIME: Brunch drinks pre-lube 10:30am-ish;
Pickup Starts 11:00am sharp

LOCATION: CHKD Thrift Store
4717 Shore Dr, Virginia Beach, VA 23455

NOTES FROM THE HARES:

Come enjoy tailgate mimosas and other adult bevies before heading out on a short section of our Tidywater sponsored length on shore drive to gather debris and clean up from the heathens littering our fair city from 11:00 till 1200.
Once we have completed our hashy dooty and left our brightly colored bags smartly on the side of the road to be picked up by the city, we will regroup at our favorite Mexican restaurant LaHurradura for tacos, tall cerveza ,and margaritas to celebrate our civic accomplishment and tell the tales of our adventures!

NOTES FROM THE HARES:
* Get there early to team up and get assigned your favorite section
*Bags are provided
*Gloves will be provided for those unsavory items you may happen upon
*Don't forget to wear your Beautiful and Bright Tidywater Trash Pick Up Happis! (Safety 3rd)
ON AFTERS: La Herradurra @ 4801 Shore Dr.