TRAIL INFO
**The Dining In: Friday Night Only Edition
**$20 (keep reading)
Gather @ 6:30; Hares away 7:15
HARES: Spanks and Fuck (Hillbilly Invasion)
LOCATION:
The Crown Plaza Hotel @ 4453 Bonney Rd, Virginia Beach,
back parking lot closest to I-295
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: Ask the hares
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Shenanigans in Town Center
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
There will be beer, bars, Dinner, and a BJ if you are lucky.
Bring a headlamp; it is going to be dark. Yes, I said it!
Shiggy, maybe, but it’s Fullmoon, and no one wants to see Whoredor [unalive] someone.
Fullmoon has new hab, so bring so damb cash to get a sweet new hoodie.
What to bring: $5 for trail
Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes
Virgins!
Vessel - MUST! Plus who wants to drink from a can?
Whistle
Torches
Appetite for trail
TRAIL INFO
$5
Gather 1:30pm, Hares Away 2:00pm
Hares: Claustrofeelya & Granny
Top Level of Parking Garage @ 550 Water st, Portsmouth 23704
SHIGGY: 3.69+/5 (Walkers 2.69)
LENGTH: 3~5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Yes
WATER CROSSING: Eagles only
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARE:
Cum on out, there's beverages of all kinds!! Eagles will have a water crossing. Not stroller friendly.
***WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails***
-Money for Hab!!!
-Clean/Dry/Warm clothes & shoes
-Virgins!!!!
-Vessel - who wants to drink from a can?
-Whistle
-Appetite for a trail!?!?!
TH3 HARELINE
***Cum and earn your Tidewater Piece to the VirGina Puzzle Patch***
15 Nov : Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge (Hillybilly Invasion, Friday Dining In trail)
16 Nov : Rolling in the Deep and Delt It Felt It Smelt It (Saturday The Dining In trail)
17 Nov : Trailer Hitch and Grape Gape
24 Nov : ANAL & NFN Aaron
1 Dec : Cavity Seach and 3rd Deich (White Wedding)
8 Dec : Open
15 Dec : Open
22 Dec : Open
29 Dec : Open (TH3 Hashukkah 4th Run)
5 Jan : Hash Penis & BFs (b-day trail)
12 Jan : Chicken Jesus (Double Tucked Whoreos)
18 Jan : Fish dick (Gold Dress Run)
19 Jan : I am 17 Fisting on 15
26 Jan : Open
2 Feb : Open
9 Feb : Open (Super Bowl Trail)
16 Feb : Open (TH3 Love Run)
23 Feb : Open
2 Mar : Open
9 Mar : Open
15 Mar : Open (25th Green Dress)
16 Mar : Open (Green Dress Beer Mile)
23 Mar : Open
30 Mar : Elementary, My Dear Twatson!
6 Apr : Gave Educator Dick (TH3 AGM)
13 Apr : Open
20 Apr : Open (Easter Hash)
27 Apr : Open
4 May : Open
11 May : Open (Mothers Day hash)
18 May : Open
25 May : Open
1 Jun : Open
8 Jun : Open
15 Jun : Open (Fathers Day)
22 Jun : Open
29 Jun : Open
FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open
TIDYWATER TRASH PICK UP
**TIME: Brunch drinks pre-lube 10:30am-ish;
Pickup Starts 11:00am sharp
LOCATION:
CHKD Thrift Store
4717 Shore Dr, Virginia Beach, VA 23455
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Come enjoy tailgate mimosas and other adult bevies before heading out on a short section of our Tidywater sponsored length on shore drive to gather debris and clean up from the heathens littering our fair city from 11:00 till 1200.
Once we have completed our hashy dooty and left our brightly colored bags smartly on the side of the road to be picked up by the city, we will regroup at our favorite Mexican restaurant LaHurradura for tacos, tall cerveza ,and margaritas to celebrate our civic accomplishment and tell the tales of our adventures!
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
* Get there early to team up and get assigned your favorite section
*Bags are provided
*Gloves will be provided for those unsavory items you may happen upon
*Don't forget to wear your Beautiful and Bright Tidywater Trash Pick Up Happis! (Safety 3rd)
ON AFTERS: La Herradurra @ 4801 Shore Dr.