T3H3 - TUESDAY 6/18

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: ANAL & Mystery Hare

LOCATION:
9520 20th Bay St, Norfolk, VA 23518
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 2~5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Yes
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
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RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!

July 2nd - Neighbor
July 16th - ?
July 30th - ?
Aug 13th - Clam Chomp
Aug 27th - Pen Island (need cohare chicken)
Sept 10th - Chorz
Sept 24th - Chorz
Oct 8th - Poor Performer
Oct 22nd- WPTB
Nov 5th - D-cell
Nov 24th - ?
Dec 3rd - ?
Dec 17th - ?
Dec 31st- Hanukkah

B3H3 Bash - Wednesday 6/26

TRAIL INFO


It’s warm, and B3H3 is back, under new leadership and a different format. The rider pack will ride every trail no matter what, while the nonriders play with each other on a court, field, or even on a diamond and with one of our balls. Maybe when the water gets nice and warm, there will be some type of waterboarding.
*Kennel Patches are in and available for $5

$5
6.00 pm Gather
Circle up at 6.15 pm
6.30 pm Pack Away or Game start
Sunset 8:26 pm, Dark 9:36 pm
Bike Hare (Big Wheels Road Bikes): Gave Educator Dick
Game Hare (Little wheels, other items see below): Elon Thrust
LOCATION: 1000 Bolling Ave, Norfolk 23508
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: The new Sanctuary for Tacos @ 2330 Bowdens Ferry Rd
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
BEVERAGE CHECKS: at least one for the rider and coolers by the court
LENGTH: 15-18 miles for the big wheels and 3-4 miles for the little wheels
SHIGGY LEVEL: .69

WHAT TO BRING
For Speed Bash Trail:
Road Bike, Not a cruiser
Maybe a helmet, mostly because wanks in Va Beach can’t drive worth a crap.
Virgins w/ sensible taste in debauchery
Flashing lights for your bike both front and rear, safety 3rd-ish
Water bottle so we can fill it with beer
ID and maybe some cash
All the tools to fix your bike on the side of the road.

For the Little Wheels:
You can ride a skateboard, roller skates, inline skates, Razor scooters, or any scooter. If you want to be like Drunk Neighbor, find a lime scooter.

A thirst for beer
A vessel
Sunscreen jizz
Bug repellant jizz
Some kicking and drinking skills, but not required.

Virgins (New people)

HOBO **PRIDE 🌈 TRAIL** - THURSDAY 6/13

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
*WE HAVE ACTUAL HARES: Clam Chomp & RPK
LOCATION:
Case de TRASH CHOMP @ 8803 Chesapeake Blvd, Norfolk, VA 23503
SHIGGY: 2+/5
LENGTH: 2-5 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
There Will Be gimmies for those that show up. Wear you Best pride gear for this trail. there will also be pride tanks and t-shirt's for sell at start so cum early to get these before they are gone.

HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
Future Dates:
Jun 27th: Neighbor B-day Trail #1
JUL 4th: Firework Trail (Free hash) 7:30pm gather
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MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go

🌙Full Moon🌙 FRIDAY 6/21

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather @ 6:30; Hares away 7:00
HARES: ANAL & Stepsis
LOCATION: Loch Haven Park @ 2185 Dinwiddie Rd, Virginia Beach 23455
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 2~3 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Bucketheads
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
-

What to bring: $5 for trail
Jokes, Jokes, and Jokes
Virgins!
Vessel - MUST! Plus who wants to drink from a can?
Whistle
Appetite for trail

RECEDING HARELINE:

TH3 FATHER'S DAY TRAIL - SUNDAY 6/16

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather 1:30PM, hares off 2:00PM
HARES: Nfn Tom, Pooperazzi
LOCATION: Atlantic Yacht Basin Fire Road @ PQ96+PQ5 Chesapeake, Virginia 23322
**PARK OFF THE ROAD AND KEEP IT CLEAR**
SHIGGY: 4.69/5
LENGTH: 2-4 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Yes
WATER CROSSING: For the adventurous (5-10 elons deep)
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Big Woody's
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
- Not stroller friendly
- IPC
- We will have a couple noodle floats for the water challenged


WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails:
Virgins w/ sensible taste in debauchery and bananas
Drinking Vessel & A straw if you're into that kind of thing
Strong Shiggy socks if you need to doo doo on trail
A walking cane for your wobbly legs
Your favorite SACK to collect booze
Whistle
Happi Coat Flare
Patches with loose morals
Dry bag / Change of Clothes
Bug Spray & Technu
Wash down water and soap
$$$ for Habby
Virgins (New people)


RECEDING HARELINE
JUN 23RD:---
JUNE 30th : DrunK Neighbor
JULY 7TH: Drunk Neighbor & NFN Lil Bitch
JULY 21st: ---
JULY 28th: ---
AUG 11th: Rolling In The Deep
AUG 18th : BEER MILE @ Oscar Smith Middle
AUG 25TH: Dead Elvis
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FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open