T3H3 - TUESDAY 5/21

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Hairy Kate & Poor Performer

LOCATION:
By Subway @ 1270 Diamond Springs Rd, Virginia Beach 23455
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 2~5 miles
DOWN DOWNS: TBD
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
-

RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!

June 4th - Saloon Door
June 18th - ?
July 2nd - Neighbor
July 16th - ?
July 30th - ?
Aug 13th - clam chomp
Aug 27th - Pen Island (need cohare chicken)
Sept 10th - Chorz
Sept 24th - Chorz
Oct 8th - Poor Performer
Oct 22nd- WPTB
Nov 5th - D-cell
Nov 24th - ?
Dec 3rd - ?
Dec 17th - ?
Dec 31st- Hanukkah

B3H3 Bash - Wednesday 5/22

TRAIL INFO


It’s warm, and B3H3 is back, under new leadership and a different format. The rider pack will ride every trail no matter what, while the nonriders play with each other on a court, field, or even on a diamond and with one of our balls. Maybe when the water gets nice and warm, there will be some type of waterboarding.

$5
6.00 pm Gather
Circle up at 6.15 pm
6.30 pm Pack Away or Game start
Sunset 8:11 pm, Dark 9:17 pm
Bike Hare: Gave Educator Dick
Game Hare: Elon Thrust (Kickball is the Game)
LOCATION: Great Neck Middle School - 1848 N Great Neck Rd, Virginia Beach, VA 23454
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Bucketheads
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
BEVERAGE CHECKS: at least one for the rider and coolers by the court
LENGTH: 18-20 miles or as many Volleyball games as you want
SHIGGY LEVEL: .69

WHAT TO BRING
For Speed Bash Trail:
Road Bike, Not a cruiser
Maybe a helmet, mostly because wanks in Va Beach can’t drive worth a crap.
Virgins w/ sensible taste in debauchery
Flashing lights for your bike both front and rear, safety 3rd-ish
Water bottle so we can fill it with beer
ID and maybe some cash
All the tools to fix your bike on the side of the road.

For the Kickball Game: two wanks will chosen to be captains of each team and they will pick players they want.!!
A thirst for beer
A vessel
Sunscreen jizz
Bug repellant jizz
Some kicking and drinking skills, but not required.

Virgins (New people)

HOBO - THURSDAY 5/16

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Spin the Mickeys
LOCATION:
5701 Cleveland St, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
SHIGGY: 1/5
LENGTH: 2-5 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Games will determine who the hares will be, it'll be a win or lose of the game to decide.

HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
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MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go

CLAMH3 PRIDE TRAIL - Saturday 6/1

TRAIL INFO

$10 (Children and virgins free)
TIME: 1pm
HARES: Clam Chomp & Harpoon Hernia
SHUCKERS: Shitty Orgy Daycare, +1
THEME: Pride🌈
START LOCATION: MJ's Tavern @ 4019 Granby St, Norfolk 23504
SHIGGY: 0, we're classy
LENGTH: -
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: MJ's Pride Kick Off Party
NOTES FOR TRAIL:
ATTETION SHES, GAYS, & THEYS!!!
Come out of that closet & scissor kick off pride month with a short trail of bakeries & antiquing, hared by 2 of your favorite queers! We will have lgbtq+ owned wine at each bakery for you to sample! Wear your gayest outfit or whatever you feel most comfortable in 🌞 After trail MJs is having their pride kick off party so we will be going to that, bring a change of clothes if you feel inclined.

Special note: This trail is open to all who identify with the lgbtq+ community, gender not needed🌈

TH3 - SUNDAY 5/26

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather 1:30PM, hares off 2:00PM
HARES: Master Splinter & Malort of the Rings
LOCATION: *Park @ Indian River Library* 701 Bloom Ave, Chesapeake VA
Bloom is start and end just little parking
SHIGGY: 3.69/5
LENGTH: 2-4 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Yes
WATER CROSSING: YES
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Start
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
- there will be a bbq after with burgers & dogs. Fridge is open for sides as needed. If u bring beer, chuck it in the hash cooler.
- I have one bathroom, share. Don't water the lawn, gents.
- can't stress this enough - PARK AT THE LIBRARY. driveway reserved for GM (Cuz he a bitch), & Beer Meister.

WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails:
Virgins w/ sensible taste in debauchery and bananas
Drinking Vessel & A straw if you're into that kind of thing
Strong Shiggy socks if you need to doo doo on trail
A walking cane for your wobbly legs
Your favorite SACK to collect booze
Whistle
Happi Coat Flare
Patches with loose morals
Dry bag / Change of Clothes
Bug Spray & Technu
Wash down water and soap
$$$ for Habby
Virgins (New people)


RECEDING HARELINE
JUN 2ND: Malort OTR & Granny
JUN 9TH: Hash Penis & NFN Lil Bitch
JUN 16TH:?
JUN 23RD:?
JUNE 30th : DrunK Neighbor
JULY 7TH: Drunk Neighbor & NFN Lil Bitch
JULY 14th: Gator Games
AUG 18th : BEER MILE @ Oscar Smith Middle
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FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open