TRAIL INFO
$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: ANAL & NFN Shmuck
LOCATION:
Jeff Robertson Park @ 1500 Armistead Bridge Rd, Norfolk, VA 23507
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 2~5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Maybe
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Colley Cantina
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Bring Virgins, Vessels, Cranium Light or Torch
RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!
Dec 17th - Misman
Dec 31st- Hanukkah
TRAIL INFO
$5
**TIME: 1:00pm gather, hares off 2:00
HARES: EVERYONE
LOCATION:
Football field @ Oscar Smith Middle, 2500 Rodgers St, Chesapeake, VA 23324
SHIGGY: ?/5
LENGTH: 3~5 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: Immediately following Turkey Bowl Game,
Will be at GED's house Next to start.
Where everyone can sit around a warm Fire Pit, An Outdoor shower with hot water has been installed to wash down from the game. We will talk about highlights of the game and anything else. Leftovers are welcome to be shared and hobo should have some drinks left over to enjoy if not bring some good stuff for yourselves. Bring a chair to on-afters as well.
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What we will need for the game:
- Volunteer Ref's
- Volunteer Photo Journalist's
- Volunteer Medic's
- Volunteer's for the cook off
- Volunteer's for halftime show
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"Cum out to play, Cum out to watch, just make sure you Cum out!"
Pets are welcomed for the game but you should leash them.
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On-Afters its not recommended as the fence has been taken down.
FEH3 will be having a Prelube Trail @ 9.00 am so look out for their deets on Meetup for all you over achiever hashers.
NOTES FROM THE GM:
@ Halftime there will be a "Casserole Taste off" All are welcomed and encouraged to bring Something to share, food meals and other snacks also are encouraged. Grill will be provided if you need to use for your meals. TH4 will provide utensils, plates, bowls and cups.
Also @ halftime we will have a Vegan Protest Show, A Cheerleader *Topless* Show (Still taking candidates for both shows)
HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
Future Dates:
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MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go
TRAIL INFO
$5
Gather 1:30pm, Hares Away 2:00pm
Hares: Ooops and Pussy Hates Me
Holland Park @ 3032 Holland Rd, Virginia Beach, VA 23453
SHIGGY: 2.69~3.69
LENGTH: ~4 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Duhh!
WATER CROSSING: Maybe, and only 1 Elon deep
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: The Casual Pint
NOTES FROM THE HARE:
Dress warm or Don't
***WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails***
-Money for Hab!!!
-Clean/Dry/Warm clothes & shoes
-Virgins!!!!
-Vessel - who wants to drink from a can?
-Whistle
-Appetite for a trail!?!?!
TH3 HARELINE
***Cum and earn your Tidewater Piece to the VirGina Puzzle Patch***
15 Dec : ANAL & mystery hare
22 Dec : NFN Aaron & Flooter Tooter
29 Dec : Good Fucking Vibrations & ?
31 Dec : Penisland (Sparkle Dress)
5 Jan : Hash Penis & BFs (b-day trail)
12 Jan : Chicken Jesus (Double Tucked Whoreos)
18 Jan : Fish Dicks (Gold Dress Run)
19 Jan : I am 17 Fisting on 15
26 Jan : Open
2 Feb : Drunk Neighbor
9 Feb : Open (Super Bowl Trail at Shadows House)
16 Feb : Open (TH3 Love Run)
23 Feb : Open
2 Mar : Open
9 Mar : Open
15 Mar : Open (25th Green Dress)
16 Mar : Open (Green Dress Beer Mile)
23 Mar : Elon Thrust
30 Mar : Elementary, My Dear Twatson!
6 Apr : Gave Educator Dick (TH3 AGM)
13 Apr : Open
20 Apr : Open (Easter Hash)
27 Apr : Open
4 May : Open
11 May : Open (Mothers Day hash)
18 May : Open
25 May : Open
1 Jun : Open
8 Jun : Open
15 Jun : Open (Fathers Day)
22 Jun : Open
29 Jun : Open
FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open
