T3H3 - TUESDAY 3/12

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: ANAL & Oopz
LOCATION:
Casa De ANAL @ 1075 Norview Ave, Norfolk 23513
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 3~4ish miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
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RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!

March 12 - ANAL & Oopz
March 26 - Chorz
April 9th- RPK & Butt Lite
April 23rd - D-cell
May 7th- Sorry For Your Loss
May 21st - Hairy Kate & Spare Parts
June 4th - Saloon Door
June 18th
July 2nd - Neighbor
July 16th
July 30th
Aug 13th - clam chomp
Aug 27th - Pen Island (need cohare chicken)
Sept 10th - Chorz
Sept 24th - Chorz
Oct 8th - Poor Performer
Oct 22nd- WPTB
Nov 5th - D-cell
Nov 24th
Dec 3rd
Dec 17th
Dec 31st- Hanukkah

HOBO (Steak & BJ Day/Pi Day) - THURSDAY 3/14

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Drunk Neighbor
LOCATION:
1248 Green Garden Cir, Virginia Beach, VA 23453
SHIGGY: ?/5
LENGTH: 2-5 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Steak & Blowjob and Pie Day HASH.
With an actual hare and a special Drinks and things on trail


HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
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MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go

🌙Full Moon🌙 - FRIDAY 3/22

TRAIL INFO

$5
TIME: Gather 6:30pm; Hares away 7pm
HARES: Chau4 Daddy & Chorz 4 Whores
LOCATION:
Portsmouth Park and Ride (See link)
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 2~3 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD (Bier Garten?)
NOTES FROM THE HARES:

RECEDING HARELINE:

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GENTLEMEN'S QUARTERLY - SATURDAY 4/6

TRAIL INFO

$10
TIME: Gather 1:00pm; Hares off 1:30
HARES: ANAL & Mystery Hare
LOCATION:

Casa de Kitty @ 823 Maury Ave, Norfolk
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: 8~12 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES: Bring a chair for down downs!

- If you don't think you can hang on foot, bring your bike and bash Safety third, helmets encouraged
Craft beers at start and down downs
Scotch at down downs
WPTB Patch

- Gentlemen drink in moderation
- Bring cash / card and ID on trail, as it is pay as you go at the bars (but the hash might buy a round or two where money allows)
- Expect at least 9 to 12 miles and 3+ good beer checks could be more or less, Picklebacks
- It's not a theme hash but you can dress up or down (But wear something that'll get you in a bar)
- Bring gentlemanly attire for circle, but run in what you like
- The hash departs each bar five minutes after the hares. Polite condolences if you can't keep up
- No need for shiggy socks or ivy block. We're gentlemen, after all we don't run in shiggy (typically)
-There is sometimes a special needs trail for those that need it (ASK the Hare)
-The alcohol is stronger and a bottle of scotch will be passed around, Don't drink heavily and drive
- Uber and Taxi's are cheaper than a DUI
-$10 if you want a patch GQH3 Patch

Receding HARE-LINE
April-///->June: OPEN
July-///->Sept: OPEN
Oct-///->Dec: OPEN

TH3 - BEER MILE - SUNDAY 3/17

TRAIL INFO

$5
Gather ***1:30PM, hares off 2:00PM
HARES: YOU
LOCATION: VB Middle School @ 600 25th St, Virginia Beach 23451
SHIGGY: 0.69/5
LENGTH: Exactly 1 mile
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: -
WATER CROSSING: Maybe puke
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
You want Shiggy? TOO FUCKIN BAD!

RECEDING HARELINE
MAR 24th : Your Mom
MAR 31st : Easter egg hunt
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MAY 5th : Drunk Neighbor
MAY 19TH: Agua Nino
June 2nd : Malort OTR & Granny
June 30th : Drunk Neighbor
AUG 18th : BEER MILE @ Oscar Smith Middle
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FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open