TRAIL INFO
$5
TIME: Gather 6pm; Hares off 6:30
HARES: Chorz4Whores
LOCATION:
Big parking lot @ 1608 Volvo Pkwy, Chesapeake, VA 23320
SHIGGY: 1.69/5
LENGTH: 2~5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Maybe
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Bring Virgins, Vessels, Cranium Light or Torch
RECEDING HARELINE
Any Date Not Listed is Open and looking for a Hare!
March 25 - Pussy Poker Meow
April 8
April 22
May 6
May 20
June 3 - Sabrina the teenage bitch
HOBO H3 PRESENTS
$5
TIME: 6:00pm gather, hares off 6:30
HARES: Spin the Mickeys
LOCATION:
School @ 5400 Parliament Dr, Virginia Beach, VA 23462
SHIGGY: ?/5
LENGTH: 2~4 miles
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE GM: Games Will determine who the hares will be, it'll be a win or lose of the game to decide.
HOBO Hareline:
Every Hobo Trail is opened to have a hare if we don't have a hare then we will play games to find the next hare. Below our are open dates if interested let Drunk Neighbor know you want to hare a trail.
Future Dates:
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MARCH 3rd 2033: Kum n Go
TRAIL INFO
$5
Gather 1:30pm, Circle Up 2:00pm
HARES: ANAL & NFN Dave
Beach Garden Park @ 2854 Kilbourne Ct, Virginia Beach, VA 23451
SHIGGY: 3.69/5
LENGTH: 3~5 miles
WALKER/RUNNER SPLITS: Possibly / Likely
WATER CROSSING: LOL This ain’t a Tuesday trail!
TRAIL TYPE: A to A
DOWN DOWNS: Start
ON AFTERS: TBD
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
Bring a change of clothes. 2 beer checks and 1 OTF.
***WHAT TO BRING For Hash Trails***
-Money for Hab!!!
-Clean/Dry/Warm clothes & shoes
-Virgins!!!!
-Vessel - who wants to drink from a can?
-Whistle
-Appetite for a trail!?!?!
TH3 HARELINE
***Cum and earn your Tidewater Piece to the VirGina Puzzle Patch***
30 Mar Elementary My Dear Twatson!, 1 Girl 2 Sheets and NFN Roxy
6 Apr - Gave Educator Dick & ? (TH3 AGM)
13 Apr - POOP PITY PARTY
20 Apr - Cheeks (Easter Hash)
27 Apr - Lord of the Rim Job
4 May - Clam Chomp (Star Trek theme)
11 May - D-Cell (Mother’s Day hash)
18 May - Chuggz & NFN Carissa
25 May - Panda
1 Jun - You Want Dick with That & JG Wetworks
8 Jun - Whoredor
15 Jun - Daddy Went out for a Pack of Cigarettes (Father’s Day)
22 Jun ----
29 Jun ----
6 Jul 5 O' Twat Shadow and Pooperrazzi Birthday Trail
13 Jul Boots & Pants & Magic School Bust
20 Jul - Squash Meow & How to Bang your Dragon
27 Jul ----
3 Aug ----
10 Aug ----
17 Aug ----
24 Aug ----
31 Aug - D-Cell (DD-214 Freedom Trail)
FUTURE DATES: All Sundays not listed are open
TRAIL TRAIN INFO
Ride the Amtrak train same day round trip with us to
RH3 Green Dress Run 2025 - 3/22
ONLY 7 Spots Left
Make sure you are on the rego list or you wont be getting in on the fun
HARES:
Pooperrazzi & GED
START TIME:
Arrive 6:00ish am but better not be 6:14am as that is LATE and you will miss the train!!
MORNING START LOCATION:
280 Park Ave., Norfolk, VA 23510
MORNING TRAIN INFO
NorthEast Regional Train 88 - NFK to RVR
Departs at 6:14am SHARP!!! from Norfolk, VA - NFK
Arrives at 8:16am Richmond, VA - Staples Mill Road Station - RVR
EVENING TRAIN INFO
NorthEast Regional Train 87 - RVR to NFK
Departs at 9:22pm SHARP!!
from Richmond, VA - Staples Mill Road Station
Arrives at 11:38pm Norfolk, VA
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
We will meet up and take the train to Richmond.
Take an uber and head to a place to have brunch close to Green Dress Start Location.
Once we decide we are done with brunch we will find scoooters and scoot around town until Start time.
Enjoy Green Dress Trail, Dinner, & Party.
Approximately 8:45pm find a sober ride or take an uber back to Staples Mill Road Station.
Drink more, Enjoy Trail Stories, Sleep etc. for 2 hour ride back to Norfolk.
Advise not to bring more than a backpack or you may be sorry you did.
Don't forget your vessels so we can drink on train discreetly if you didn't buy from the Diner Car
GQ - GENTLEMANLY HALFMINDS INVADE RICHMOND
Hey all you Hashy Race-ists!! Do you like RUNNING? Are you a Gentle Person??
YES?!!
GRRREAATTT!!!!
Prepare Your BEST Pressed Suits, LEGs, & Livers for this weekend's RICHMOND Invasion of Tidewater's Gentleman's Quarterly as we show them how its done!!!
$10 HASH CASH $10
This gets you Craft Beers for Start as well as Finish along with some nice Gentlemanly Brown Water !! But remember - Gentlemen drink in moderation.
START TIME:
Gather 1:00pm;
Hares get off at 1:30pm SHARP!! due to length of trail!!
HARES:
La Leche Leak Stalker & Chores 4 Whorz
LOCATION: RICHMOND INVASION at JEFFERSON PARK
1921 Princess Anne Avenue , Richmond, Virginia 23223
TRAIL INFO:
SHIGGY: 0.69/5.69
LENGTH: 6~10 miles
Craft Beer: Yes
Scotch at Closing Circle: Yes
A SAFE RIDE!!! as UBERs , Taxis, & TRAINS are cheaper than a DUI!!!
NOTES FROM THE HARES:
- If you don't think you can hang on foot, bring your bike and bash trail ; Safety is always third, but helmets are encouraged.
- Bring cash and ID on trail, as it is pay as you go at the bars(but the hash might buy a round or two where money allows)
- Expect at least 6 to 10 miles and 4 Beer/Bar checks.
- It's not a theme hash but you can dress up or down (But wear something that'll get you in a bar).
- Bring gentlemanly attire for circle, but run in what you like.
- The hash departs each bar five minutes after the hares. Polite condolences if you can't keep up.
- No need for shiggy socks or ivy block. We're gentlemen, after all we don't run in shiggy (typically).
-There is sometimes a special needs trail for those that need it (ASK the Hare).
-The alcohol is stronger and a bottle of scotch will be passed around, Don't drink heavily and drive.
- Uber and Taxi's are cheaper than a DUI.
Receding HARE-LINE
